yo [yo dawg] dawg

"Yo dawg, I herd you like boats so we put a boat on your boat so you can float while you float."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to drive so we put a car on your car on your truck, so you can drive while you drive while you drive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flame decals so we set fire to your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like riding so we put a horse in your car so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like water so we put a pool on your boat so you can swim while you float."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like pie so we put pi on your pie, so you can work out its area while you eat it."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like living so we put a world in your world so you can live while you live."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like fish so we put a fish in your fish so you can fish while you fish."

"Yo dawg, I herd you were becoming President, so we put an oath in your Oath so you can swear while you swear."

"Yo dawg, I herd you were vain, so we put a reflection in your reflection in your reflection in your reflection..."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

(You'll understand when you're older.) New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like exercise so we put a treadmill on your treadmill so you can exercise while you exercise."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like operating systems so we put an operating system in your operating system so you can operate while you operate."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like keyboards so we put a keyboard in your keyboard so you can play Beethoven while you play Counter-Strike." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to smile so we put a smile on your smile so you can smile while you smile."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a plane on your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your bird so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like heart disease so we put some pizzas on your pizza. You're welcome, fatty."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like your house so we're building another house around it."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like marijuana, so we made a cookbook so you can bake then get baked."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like Will Smith so we whistled for a cab..." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you had no friends so we put a kazoo and a keyboard on your ukulele so you can form a band all by yourself." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like surfing so we got you an iPhone, so you can surf the web while you surf." New!