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"Yo dawg I heard you like beer so we put a keg in your car so you can drink while you... shit." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like boats so we put a boat on your boat so you can float while you float."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to drive so we put a car on your car on your truck, so you can drive while you drive while you drive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flame decals so we set fire to your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like Macs so we put only one pedal in your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like riding so we put a horse in your car so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like water so we put a pool on your boat so you can swim while you float."

"Yo dawg, I herd you liked golf so we put a golf course in your trunk so you can drive while you drive." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, we heard you like RPGs so we swapped your wheels for dice so you can roll while you roll!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like exercise so we put a treadmill on your treadmill so you can exercise while you exercise."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a plane on your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your bird so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg I herd you like spoilers."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!" (Yo dawg, I herd you like spoilers...)