yo [yo dawg] dawg

"Yo dawg I heard you like beer so we put a keg in your car so you can drink while you... shit." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like pie so we put pi on your pie, so you can work out its area while you eat it."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like heart disease so we put some pizzas on your pizza. You're welcome, fatty."

"Yo dawg I herd you liked birds so we put two birds in yo bird so you can eat three birds while you're eating one bird!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like baking so we put an oven in yo oven so you can bake while you bake."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like drinkin so we put a drink in yo drink so you can drink while you drink."

"Yo dawg, we herd you like forks so we put a fork in yo fork so you can eat while you eat."