yo [yo dawg] dawg

"Yo dawg I heard you like beer so we put a keg in your car so you can drink while you... shit." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you liked golf so we put a golf course in your trunk so you can drive while you drive." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like Macs so we put only one pedal in your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flame decals so we set fire to your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to drive so we put a car on your car on your truck, so you can drive while you drive while you drive."

"Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!" (Yo dawg, I herd you like spoilers...)

"Yo dawg, we heard you like RPGs so we swapped your wheels for dice so you can roll while you roll!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like riding so we put a horse in your car so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg I herd you like spoilers."

"Yo dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive."