yo [yo dawg] dawg

"Yo dawg I herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg."

"Yo dawg I heard you like beer so we put a keg in your car so you can drink while you... shit." New!

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"Yo dawg I herd you like shooting so we put a camera on yo gun so you can shoot while you shoot."

"Yo dawg I herd you like errors so we put a error in yo error so you can fail while u fail."

"Yo dawg, we herd you like forks so we put a fork in yo fork so you can eat while you eat."

"Yo dawg I herd you like functions so we put a function in yo function so you can derive while you derive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like reading things twice so we put a motivational in yo motivational so you can read the same thing twice while u read the same thing twice."

"Sup dawg we heard you like House so we put House in yo house so you can watch House with House."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like boats so we put a boat on your boat so you can float while you float."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like drinkin so we put a drink in yo drink so you can drink while you drink."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to drive so we put a car on your car on your truck, so you can drive while you drive while you drive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flame decals so we set fire to your car."

"Yo dawg I herd you like mouths so we put a mouth in your mouth so you can chew while you chew!"

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"Yo dawg, I herd you like baking so we put an oven in yo oven so you can bake while you bake."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like Macs so we put only one pedal in your car."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like riding so we put a horse in your car so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like water so we put a pool on your boat so you can swim while you float."

"Yo dawg! I heard you liked violence so we put a weapon on your weapon so you can kill while you kill!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like pie so we put pi on your pie, so you can work out its area while you eat it."

"Yo dawg, I herd you liked golf so we put a golf course in your trunk so you can drive while you drive." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like fish so we put a fish in your fish so you can fish while you fish."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like living so we put a world in your world so you can live while you live."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like bikes so we put a bike on your bike so you can ride while you ride."

"Yo dawg I herd you like English, so we put an auxiliary verb next to your dependent verb so you can make sense while you build sentences."

"Yo dawg, I herd you were vain, so we put a reflection in your reflection in your reflection in your reflection..."

"Yo dawg I herd you like memes so we put a meme in a meme so you can LOL while you LOL."

"Yo dawg I herd you like dice so I put dice in yo dice so you can roll while you roll!"

(You'll understand when you're older.) New!

"Yo dawg, we heard you like RPGs so we swapped your wheels for dice so you can roll while you roll!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you were becoming President, so we put an oath in your Oath so you can swear while you swear."

"Yo dawg we herd you like children so we gave your child a child so you can grandparent while you parent."

"Sire, verily did we hear of your fondness for taxes so we ordained that a parish be placed in thy parish that you may tithe while you tithe."

"Why so serious?"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like operating systems so we put an operating system in your operating system so you can operate while you operate."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like keyboards so we put a keyboard in your keyboard so you can play Beethoven while you play Counter-Strike." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you like exercise so we put a treadmill on your treadmill so you can exercise while you exercise."

"Yo dawg I herd you like bears so we put a bear in your bear so you can snuggle while you snuggle." New!

"Yo dawg I heard you like guitars, so we put a guitar in your guitar in your guitar in your guitar so you can rock while you rock while you rock while you rock."

"Yo dawg I herd you like chess so we put a chess board on your chess board so you can castle while you castle."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like to smile so we put a smile on your smile so you can smile while you smile."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a plane on your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg we heard you like gaming so we put a game in yo game so you can game while you game."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like games so we put a game in yo game so you can play while you play."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your bird so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like heart disease so we put some pizzas on your pizza. You're welcome, fatty."

"Yo dawg I herd you like to hide so we put an attic in yo attic so you can hide while you hide."

"Yo dawg I herd you like spoilers."

"Yo dawg I herd you liked birds so we put two birds in yo bird so you can eat three birds while you're eating one bird!"

"Yo dawg I herd you like pools so we put a pool in yo pool so you can dive while you dive."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your plane so you can fly while you fly."

"Yo dawg I heard you like yo feet so we made shoe feet that you can put yo feet in so yo can walk while you walk."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like marijuana, so we made a cookbook so you can bake then get baked."

"Yo dawg, I herd you like your house so we're building another house around it."

"Yo dawg I herd you like mudkipz."

"YO DAWG"

"Yo dawg, I heard you like lisp so I put a lisp in your lisp so you can eval while you eval."

"Yo dawg I herd you like dolls so ... that's kind of gay but whatever."

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"Yo dawg, I herd you like Will Smith so we whistled for a cab..." New!

"Yo dawg, I herd you had no friends so we put a kazoo and a keyboard on your ukulele so you can form a band all by yourself." New!

"Yo dawg I herd you like games so I put a game in your game so you can play while you play." (submitted by Scott Lamb) New!

"Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!" (Yo dawg, I herd you like spoilers...)

"Yo dawg, here's Johnny!"

"Yo dawg, I herd you like surfing so we got you an iPhone, so you can surf the web while you surf." New!